advice for having the best life ever:
- dont have a crush
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
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lol rude.
LMFAO!!!Lmaoooo y’all ain’t shit…LOL
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my eyes have seen the glory
I think i just died came back and died again
👌Mmmmmm💜
um…yummy.
damn…alright i like…i like alot
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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